I'm afraid I'm not very good at wearing dresses.
Today I broke my dress jumping on the couch. I landed funny and the strap popped right off. The silly thing is the straps on this dress were too large for me. So if anything were to snap you would not expect it to be them.
Still. It was the strap extension that popped. Now, should I sew it down, the dress will fit perfectly!
*They* do say that God works in mysterious ways.
*I* do say that jumping on your couch keeps the earth spinning around right.
*nods head and jumps*
(eta: I am now using the dress extension for a bookmark...works better than expected)