Sick.

Dammit! I'm sick. And I *never* get sick. No, really...I never get sick.
It's allergies, as a matter of fact.
Too much dancing in the street.
Stupid American pollen.
And I can't take drugs for it.
Because I oppose drugs in general.
Do you want to see my unimpressed face?
Do you???
Oh wait.
My sick face wins out.
But inside I have an unimpressed, roaring monster.
I promise you.
*shakes feeble white fist*