Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Brainwashing Stock Sites

Argh.
I'm getting annoyed.
Is it just America?
I know America is very gung-ho fake.
*brainspark*
Maybe I should look at foreign stock sites?!
*gets excited*

Yooooooooooooooou see....
It's about day FOUR of hunting out Uncle Henry and Aunty Em.
What do I need?
I need a somewhat frail couple standing, looking at the camera with a complete lack of passion.
LACK OF PASSION FOLKS.
It's easy.
So easy in fact most of the couples I know are passionless and drab.
So where are all the photos of that?
If you want to photograph people, photograph all sides of them.
Not this fake, happy, viagra-commercial crap that I keep stumbling across.
I swear, if I see one more elderly couple sitting in a field faking their life, I'm going to scream.
Like it's not too hot for her, too stuffy for him and too uncomfortable in general for all.
QUIT SMILING.
Scratch the ants that are climbing your legs.
Swat at the mosquitoes tearing your saggy skin.
Remember, as you so often like to do, and get stuck in a vacant, comatose expression.
Ignore your grandkids for the misery of your past.
Go on.
Even lose control of your bowels a little.

Is my rant over yet?
Let me check.

Hmmmm.
No.

WHY IS MANKIND SO AFRAID OF HIMSELF?
WHERE THE HELL IS UNCLE HENRY AND AUNTY EM?!
WHY ARE THE STOCK SITES SO FAKE?
I know at least - AT LEAST - 50% of this country is passionless at best.
So....
where are the real photographers?
Where are the real people?
And where is my Uncle Henry and Aunty Em?






Awwwww. Now I wanna buy viagra/heart-medication/life-insurance.
No.
Really.

Do they make meds for pissed off artists?

4 comments:

...colours... said...

This kind of stuff pisses me off - whether it's young or old people - it's just too fake.

:(

Lisa said...

*giggles*

Louise said...

how about these guys?
http://spiritinfusion.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/old%20couple-743330.jpg

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/11/30/23503011.jpg

http://blogs.move.com/find-senior-housing/wp-content/blogs.dir/23/files/2007/06/grumpy-old-men.jpg

Penny Pink said...

ok those photos are pretty gay, except for the one with the couple drinking red wine. because red wine is never gay.