Equine Dream

I'm tired.
It's 12am.
I'm at a site where people believe they can transform themselves into horses.

Their methods of action are as follows:

Magic
Perhaps you do not believe in it, but we think that if possible, then magic would probably be the best imaginable way to transform oneself.

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Genetic Manipulation
Use specifically engineered viruses to methodically change the subject's DNA. This is a slow, irreversible method, but likely to work.

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Spontaneous Quantum Tunneling
There is an infinitely small chance that even now, you will suddenly transform. This method would bend the laws of probability and cause this to happen.

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Immersive Virtual Reality
This method only ranks so low because it would only be an incredibly accurate simulation, not actual success. However, this would be one of the most plausible methods, and makes a fine fallback measure.

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Mass to Energy Conversion
In short: Convert subject into energy, modify, revert back into mass. This method, although fraught with difficulty, would be extremely good when finished because it would be true transformation into any form one chose, and could be easily reversed or changed later.

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Cosmetic Surgery
Almost certainly our most painfull method, this would involve mutilating the human form to resemble as much as possible the desired species. Even after full success, this method would only produce a counterfeit animal.

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Transplantation
Although Brain transplantation sounds like a theme from a bad science-fiction movie, this is one of our methods, and our least attractive. Not only would it be irreversible, but it would effectively kill an animal (or imprison it in a human's body), something that almost none of our members would condone. Don't look to see much progress here.

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*sigh*
I don't know whether to keep researching (not about becoming a horse, I stumbled upon this by mistake) or just go to bed.
It's been a long day.
*double sigh*

Somebody transform me into a....

meh.
*shrugs*
I don't know.
*wanders out*