t h e . o t h e r . d a y .
"You have glitter on your face"
"Of course I have glitter on my face...I live with you. When you live with Sarah you have glitter and splinters. Glitter on your face and splinters in your clothes."
t o d a y .
"You smell like chocolate and krylon."
me: "Baby, chocolate and krylon is what I'm all about"