Whoa

I just hit my head.
Hard.
I just konked my noggin in a spectacularly painful way.
See-spots-and-fall-to-the-ground kind of way.
Hit-the-window-like-a-stunned-bird kind of way.
And in about fifteen minutes people are arriving.
And I'm still seeing spots.
And the keyboard is beyond trippy.

What do you do when you hit your head hard?
Is there a policy?

I'm still stunned.
And damned if I can walk in a straight line.
And I should have just stayed collapsed at the bottom of the stairs.

Dork.